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Magnet-Guess how many donuts I can fit on my dick.
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Magnet-Has anyone tried unlpugging the country……
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Magnet-Here comes Apocalypse
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Magnet-Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station
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Magnet-Hey. We're out of toilet paper
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Magnet-I believe in you (unicorn vs. mermaid)
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Magnet-I came out of your what!?
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Magnet-I can't wait until we get back to normal fucked up….
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Magnet-I choose "Damned if I do"
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Magnet-I did a lot of stupid shit when I was younger…
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Magnet-I don't make mistakes often, but when I do…
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Magnet-I don't understand why caring about other people…
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Magnet-I find it ironic that several times a day …
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Magnet-I fucking love cocaine
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Magnet-I got you a present. It's a dead mouse….
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Magnet-I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
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Magnet-I hate when people say BITE ME…
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Magnet-I just want to be as tired at bedtime…
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Magnet-I just want to spend my life with someone..
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Magnet-I love gay people or as I call them…People
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Magnet-I love my country, but some of you assholes….
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Magnet-I missed you. Just kidding. I threw up on your pillow
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Magnet-I own you.
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Magnet-I should have partied harder in 1999
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