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Magnet-No one warns you that adulthood is…
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Magnet-Hey. We're out of toilet paper
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Magnet-At my age, when I'm asked if I'm seeing someone..
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Magnet: Which essential oil is best
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Magnet-I just want to be as tired at bedtime…
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Magnet-I choose "Damned if I do"
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Magnet-Sometimes I put my phone down and do...
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Magnet-Probably didn't need that last cup of coffee
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Magnet: I'm not fucking stupid.
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Magnet: Kindness. It doesn't cost a thing.
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Magnet-A raw diet? You mean like cookie dough?
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Magnet-I'm a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios
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Magnet: Mrs. Henderson, I'm afraid what you
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Magnet: If I ever told you that I loved you,
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Magnet-I believe in you (unicorn vs. mermaid)
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Magnet: She turned off her phone and
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Magnet-Be the reason your therapist needs a therapist
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Magnet-COME TO THE DARK SIDE. We have no electricity bills
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Magnet-I hate when people say BITE ME…
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Magnet-No more working to enhance my resume. From now on...
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Magnet-All I ask for is 12 hours of sleep and 6 meals..
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Magnet-I can't wait until we get back to normal fucked up….
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Magnet-The heart wants what the heart wants…
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Magnet: Not to brag, but I own an island.
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