MAGNET: You're not getting laid anyway. Eat that donut.

From Ephemera, we present our rectangular magnet, aptly named 'You're not getting laid anyway. Eat that donut.' As part of our collection of wholesale gifts and novelties, this magnet is sure to evoke laughter, snickers, and chortles. It's brutally honest, sarcastic, and undeniably hilarious. Perfect for your fridge or locker, it's more than just a decorative piece—it's a conversation starter. With over 30 years of experience in creating witty items, Ephemera ensures this magnet will bring humor into your life. Enjoy our range of novelty items designed to make you giggle!